Celebrity Porn and Celebrity Upskirts

Paris Hilton Sex Tape have just put some more upskirt pussy pics of the wonderfully stupid-as-a-chocolate-teapot celebrity flasher Paris Hilton. This time, it’s personal, or at least it would be for most people who have pics of their shaved cooze plastered all over the internet. Luckily for us, Ms Hilton doesn’t seem to mind at all Pics Are Here.

Paris Hilton gives a maybe-not-so-accidental flash of her pussy lips chewing on her underwear over at the Paris Hilton Sex Tape blog, and what a saucy picture it is too.

Hitching up her dress to show the photographers some leg, Paris seems to inadvertantly display her beef curtains. Though given her past record it’s more than likely not that inadvertant at all. Click the pic to see the full size image

The queen of public nipple slips is still on fine form with her ongoing quest to expose herself to as many millions of people as possible. There are actually a couple of Paris Hilton Nipple Slips, from a recent day surfing with a bunch of guys she decided to flash, as well as the watching photographers, whom Paris didn’t mind showing some nipple to in the slightest. Check out the full size pics here: Paris Nipple Slips or by clicking the preview Paris Hilton Nipple Slip pics below.

According to a Brit tabloid Home Porn Star Paris Hilton got fucked by none other than lard-assed drug fiend Jack ‘what the fuck has that guy ever actually done’ Osbourne, son of intoxicated train wreck Ozzy. And his lovely wife Sharon.

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Ozzy was oblivious to the news until Sharon let it slip during an interview, at which point he remarked “He didn’t shag her, did he? Well done, my son!”, which is of course how most fathers would react Now, I’m no oil painting, but really, Jack ‘what the fuck has that guy ever actually done’ Osbourne? Do you think it was the money, or did he have a bag of that candy that Paris is so fond of that clinched the deal do you think?

All I can really say is: Why the fuck didn’t you Tape Paris Sucking Your Cock? And if ya did, where is the damn thing?