Celebrity Porn and Celebrity Upskirts

Olympic ice-skater Katarina Witt hails from what was known as East Germany, so it’s a bit of a surprise she doesn’t look like a man. She’s actually very hot, and unlike a lot of female athletes has a pretty decent pair of tits on her. Way back in 1998 she posed nude and showed off her near perfect body of which she was ‘proud’. Who fucking wouldn’t be.

Apparantly Katarina was a bit of a shit-hot skater, being the second woman ever to retain her Olympic title in two Games running, but we’re much more concerned with her big heay tits and neatly trimmed pussy than the boring achievements she became famous for in the first place. Well, who fucking wouldn’t be

Called the archetypal ‘English Rose’ by UK and US media alike, Kate Winslet is happy enough without her clothes as she is with, and is quoted as saying ‘I love going nude in movies, why wouldn’t I?’, which is great news for all of us naked celebrity watchers. With quite the big pair of all natural tits, and a natural (ie unshaven) pussy to boot, Kate gives voluptuous women the world over a role model. And horny men the world over some decent wanking material.

Not only that, she takes it up the ass, allegedly. See some of her nude movie scenes here

Chain smoking potty-mouth celebrity Lily Allen is flashing her tits yet again, and making quite a name for herself in the tabloids as a serial nipple-slipper. Whether it’s going shopping, or attending some sort of bash, it appears Lily just can’t quite manage to keep her tits inside her clothing, no matter that they aren’t exactly the biggest/unmanageablest (yes, we made that up) boobs you’ll stumble upon.

Click the pic for more tit-falling-out-of-clothing fun, plus a selection of Lily Allen topless pics, taken while she was on vacation by the paparazzi.

Amy Fisher, the notorious ‘Long Island Lolita’ who after fucking her lover Joey Buttafuoco for 7 years but couldn’t get him to leave his wife, so decided to take matters into her own hands and shot her at point blank range, has had a home sex tape bought ready for distribution on the web. Amy Fisher Home Tape release the full sex tape on November 14th, 2007.

The extremely explicit home tape features Amy Fisher and Lou Bellera, Amy’s husband at the time. Explosive scenes of sucking, fucking, and graphic sex talk from Amy “releases her inner porn star”, and the site’s owner has this to say about the Amy Fisher Sex Tape:

“This is the best sex tape made by someone high profile. The quality is high, and it’s super graphic. It’s intensely hardcore for a mainstream audience.”

When asked about his thought’s on Amy, Joey Buttafuoco, the victim’s husband, has this to say: I remember it like it was yesterday… she was crazy back then, but boy could she suck and fuck!

Seems we’re all going to see Amy do exactly that in quality detail, thanks to Amy Fisher Home Tape

Possibly the most famous celebrity upskirt pussy shot of all time, although a close second indeed must be the first time we saw a Britney Spears Pantyless Upskirt session. The main difference is that Britney is a bit of a mentalist loonjob, whereas Sharon is just a little bit more refined.

Sharon Stone Nude have the full sized pic, plus a few other worthwhile shots of Sharon in various topless, upskirt, and nude poses. Which is nice.

Some nice movie clips from the film Eyes Wide Shut of Abigail Good Nude in which she shows off her impressive rack, neatlytrimmed pussy, and shapely pair of pins.

Panned by the critics, who for once got it right - this film is pure shit - it nevertheless ranks up there as a classic purely because of the amount of tits and ass on display.

Daryl Hannah - how fucking TALL is she? Around 9 feet we reckon. Anyway, no matter what the actual height is, it’s no secret she has a pretty delicious body on her, and a surprisingly bigger pair of tits than you’d probably think.

Her ass is a damn fine piece of work too, and you can see the complete nude and extremely tasty package in a variety of topless and nude scenes of hers over at Daryl Hannah Nude. And just for the record, Daryl says her height is actually only 5′ 10″

Well this is just senfuckingsational - footage of Marilyn Monroe sucking cock in a sex tape that was auctioned in April 2008, and, we hear, only released now because of the legal wrangling involved. The UK porn company involved have managed to pull off one of the celebrity sex tape coups of all time, with no sex siren as big as Marilyn Monroe. Famed for having a string of powerful lovers, including the US President Kennedy, and for being shall we say ‘open’ in her sexual tastes, this Marilyn Monroe tape is going to be the gold nugget in any collector’s itinery of celebrity sex tapes. Click Here To Watch It.

The far bigger titted younger sister of Kylie, Dannii Minogue has stated she is thinking about another shoot for Playboy. She first posed for the famous publication in her early twenties, after a boob job, and says she enjoyed being able to ’shock’ those who thought they knew her.

She also posed for a variety of topless and nude pics before her boob job, though those were taken before she was as famous as she now is. You can see a selection of her topless and nude, with both pre and post-op boob job shots at This Gallery.

She’s been a supermodel, appeared in US sitcom Friends, launched a lingerie company, and in our view it’s about damn time we had another look at her titties.

As famous for her aureola as her figure, Elle was truly one of the world’s first so-called supermodels, and it’s hard to imagine anyone over 30 not having heard of her. An Aussie by birth, she dazzled catwalk promotors with her ballsy no-nonsense attitude that is the hallmark of most Aussies, and made a pleasant change from the diva-like attitude of most of her contemporaries.

To take a peek at her tits, have a look at Elle MacPherson Topless and enjoy the view